Monday, September 3, 2007

Hymns

Dentist's Hymn..............................Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn........................The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn.........................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn.......................Open My Eyes That I May See

The IRS Agent's Hymn...................I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn..................Send The Ligh t

The Shopper's Hymn......................Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn.........................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist's Hymn......He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn.........................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph....................God Will Take Care of You

65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee

85mph....................This World Is Not My Home

95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph..................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folk.

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